In loving, living memory, John Melançon 1928 – 2007
I think the current powers-that-be have read this list (tip for the link: Brian Corbin).
If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)